Friday, April 07, 2006

Marketing Concepts

Professor at one of the IIMs was explaining marketing concepts to theStudents:-

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him." -That's Advertising

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - That's Telemarketing

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her,pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - That's PublicRelations

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - That's Customer Feedback

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - That's demand and supply gap

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - That's competition eating into your market share

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - That's restriction for entering new markets

Saturday, March 11, 2006


Tuesday, March 07, 2006

You are the one
i want to stay close to
night and day, the
one whose love i want to
cherish for always

The warmth of your love
brightens up my each day
and adds beauty all around that
never seems to fade away

Monday, February 13, 2006

Just seeing your smile
makes my heart skip a beat
and when i hold your hand in mine
i feel my life is so complete....

You are the one
who i want to hold in my arms
who i want to kiss gently
and make you mine forever....

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Being with you
gives me a wonderful feeling
which keeps on growing everyday
one that envelopes me in its warmth in everyway....

I still remember with fondness how
enthrolling it felt to hold you
in my arms for the very first time
the sweet memory of which
still lingers me and keeps me on....

Friday, February 03, 2006

Ever since i have met you there's a magical touch in everything
you do and say that draws me closer to you each n everyday.....

You are the one with whom i want to share
all my hapiness and bring to life the dreams that we hold so dear.....

Honey you are the best thing that's happened to me and
you will always be a special part of me for we belong together till eternity.....

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Emotions run deep
and words are few
when i think
of our love
and that very first time
when i met you

You came into my life
like a gust of fresh breeze
and rejuvenated me
with the lingering
fragrance of our being........